troyesivan:

when your teacher gives you homework over the weekend

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(via guy)

"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(via recoveryisbeautiful)

"Tomorrow could be the someday you’ve been waiting for."

armadill-d-o:

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

I love how you can actually concentrate for that

(via 50shades-of-boybands)

miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

nue:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

(via peoplearepeopleee)

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via succeeding)

callmeoutis:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via interjects)

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